My manhood was diminished, by a Communist, who despite her beauty, I shouldn’t have kissed.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Sea World
I sold a waterbed that had been shot with a gun to a redneck whose honeymoon had just begun.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Mexican Thunderdome
I spent too much time, hanging with José. And nearly did something, that could’ve put me away.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Morons Who Drive Like I Used to Drive
I rode my Vespa, it was always a thrill, but one wrong turn, almost made roadkill.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Twisting in a Tree Tunnel
I learned the hard way, giving a lift to a drunk. If I do it again, they’ll ride in the trunk.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Foodfellas
I could have got shot by a mafia don whose fat wife I spilled a tray of drinks on.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – When Cops Are Too Stupefied to Speak
I crashed my car, the route was unplanned, when a loose steering wheel came off in my hand.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Hola Muerto Su Nombre es Autobús
Falling off buses and burning my face, just proved to me that Mexico was my place.
Wooly Mammoth – Extinct Animal Interviews
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Tasmanian Tiger – Extinct Animal Interviews
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Dodo Bird – Extinct Animal Interviews
My interview with a pair of lovely Dodo Birds is coming soon. Subscribe now.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – No Sleep ’til Brooklyn
I nearly got stabbed on a Subway train, but I escaped with just emotional pain.
A Laugh Threatening Situation – Bees in Bumfuck
I got attacked while chopping trees. Not by beavers, but by hundreds of bees.