{"id":2,"date":"2016-10-06T11:07:45","date_gmt":"2016-10-06T11:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tishmywifesays.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2026-01-05T13:48:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-05T07:48:47","slug":"shit-my-wife-says","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/shit-my-wife-says\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAT IS THIS MESS?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>My ex-wife was smart and sassy. But sometimes (usually when she was sleepy) she got her mixed words up. We thought it was funny. Maybe you will too.<\/h2>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\">Read all the latest humdingers<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"\/submissions\">Submit your own word salad<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Husband does some <a href=\"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\">funny stuff<\/a> too.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Shit my wife says, Tish my wife says, dysexlic, funny wife, funny wife says, funny wife expressions<\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ex-wife was smart and sassy. But sometimes (usually when she was sleepy) she got her mixed words up. We thought it was funny. Maybe you will too. Read all the latest humdingers. Submit your own word salad. Husband does some funny stuff too. Shit my wife says, Tish my wife says, dysexlic, funny wife, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/shit-my-wife-says\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;WHAT IS THIS MESS?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eranthomson.com\/tishmywifesays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}