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“Don’t you wish slippers could come to your feet whenever you called them?”

– Yes.

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“Sorry, I don’t got no more bang in my buck.”

– But this sentence is loaded with value.

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“I’m done with this not dancin’ enough business.”

– I’m done with this not double negative business.

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“I’m gonna give him some poops.”

– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.

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“It’s a holy piss down.”

– The rain doth flow when God has to go.

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“I think I need a cast for my tongue.”

– She had a bad bwite and ever swince thwings haven’t bween whyte.
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“There’s every bugs everywhere.”

– Everia Bugensis can easily be identified by its many stingers, legs, wings, spots, stripes, teeth, eyes, and constant reproductive activities.

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“I think I’m officially over everything.”

– People living with fear can make life hard for the fearless.
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“I’m not ready for all the months with cold fingers.”

– A.K.A. winter, and I’m not ready for all the months with her cold brain.
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“Your nose buds are gone.”

– Sometimes even I can’t make sense of her non-sense.
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“There’s no nubble.”

– She means, “There is no normal,” and she’s never been more right about anything.
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