“Having coal croquettes makes everything taste amazing.”
– When you stuff briquettes with nonsense.
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“They’re like halitosis farms.”
– Mouthguards might also be helping produce verbal nonsense.
“This is like eating Grimace’s sperm.”
– How does she know?!
“I feel moldy.”
– Too much humidity on the brain.
“All my words are hiding from me.”
– Except these lucky seven.
“You got a leak in your snuggle tank.”
– A hug is the plug.
“You’re drinking a sick woman’s liquids.”
– Never has a glass of water suddenly looked so gross.
“I wish my eyelid could smoke marijuana.”
– Ain’t nuthin’ like rollin’ with a high stye.
“I’m glad you’re a multipliciter.”
– She appreciates my large number of talents.
“You were tootin’ n scootin’.”
– Sometimes when you are on a run you have to fart.
“You’ve got ears that are pet-able.”
– Woof!