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“I feel like time needs to slow down.”

– Is… this… better…?

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“We need to do nothing more often.”

– …

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“I’m hugging your neck.”

– Nothing like a friendly chokehold.

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“If we don’t keep it light and funny, it’s not worth it.”

– #lockdownlife #covid #notdeadyet

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“I don’t think many people are confident whistlers.”

– Consider this an open challenge.

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“You doin’ it up banana style?”

– Whatever you think this is, it isn’t. (Hint: 🥜 + 🍌 = 😋)

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“I don’t like filing my nail toes.”

– And I don’t like when they against me scrape.

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“These raspberries are so raspberry they almost taste fake.”

– They really were real good.

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“I was laffilling.”

– Somewhere between a laugh and a giggle lies a laffle.

(Husband guest post. Starting to worry wife may be contagious.)

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“I wanna be a dog dancer!”

– For once, I have no words.

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“I don’t feel anything anymore, so that’s good.”

– When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb.

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