– This includes pedicures, tickles, and nibbly fish.
Author:
“I’m digging these noodles. They’re not heinous.”
– When I cook this is as close to “delicious” as it gets.
“That’s the nuts and potatoes.”
– The meat and bolts of the situation is clear now.
“I’m ready to phase out this day.”
– Phase 1: Change into pyjamas.
– Phase 2: Brush teeth.
– Phase 3: Turn rest of brain off.
“I feel like I want to have a stretch or a big soul fart.”
– Whatever it takes to get the badness out of the body.
“They got the beat shit out of them.”
– Poop to the rhythm. 👊 Or else.
“Tap dancing to jazz is the new punk rock.”
– And a table for two is the new moshpit.
“I got the heart bumps too fast.”
– As long as they don’t stop we’ll both be fine.
“I wish I could talk to plants.”
– She means she wishes they could talk back.
“How’d you get so touchy feely?”
– Practice.
“Your hair is all clonky clown.”
– Good morning to you too.