“Cats, kids, and weeblowers can all go to another part of the city.”
– With all the noise, it’s sometimes har to be hear .
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“I think I got the meeting sweats a little bit.”
– Presentation perspiration™
“I love mornings when the sun comes out and shines on the fronts.”
– Conversations with her are always illuminating.
“I’ve got a mosquito button.”
– I like to push her bites.”
“What would we do without cinnamon?”
– I dunno mon.
“I feel bad for tsunamis. They don’t get names like hurricanes.”
– There’s so much injustice in the world.
“My toes aren’t the touchy feely type.”
– Hands off the feet.
“This is my treefdom.”
– She can be Queen of the Woods. I’ll be King of the Words.
“Then he Kung Pao’d him.”
– Nothing like a karate chop full of spicy chicken and cashews to put you in your place.
“Now that’s legitimate use of cowbell.”
– Hear for yourself, here.
“That’s the cream on the crop.”
– With her, the crust always rises.