“Tea’s way more coffee than tea.”
Special Guest Post from me, the Husband. She’s rubbing off on me.
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“I don’t really wanna go near axes.”
– Sharp minds and sharp blades don’t always mix.
“Roll up the dukes!”
– And put up your sleeves
“Can this weekend be a play weekend? I don’t have any more big ol’ steam.”
– When you run out of energy for work and words it’s time for fun.
“We gotta have some pay slubs.”
– Sometimes a paycheck is a playcheck.
“The weather’s not making it salady.”
– Cold weather = Hot food
“The peacock feathers of fucked-upped-ness are out.”
– When everyone’s shit is on full display it ain’t pretty.
“I’m looking for my schnooze.”
– Talking about sneakers and shoes sometimes requires the help of trainers.
“I really wish I could levitate things.”
– The desire to lift things you can’t reach makes sense when you’re short.
“That was a room rattler.”
– Hummous = Bummous.
“I like those burps that have a deep roundness to them.”
– A satisfying rumble is the least weird thing to come out of her mouth.