Category: Things She Said

– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.

– ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

– Don’t let your Neti pot run dry. Bacon Oil. Now available in 6oz, 12oz and our new Jumbo 1-gallon jugs.

– Corner cabinets can, in fact, be real assholes to deal with.

– She has a taste for nonsense.

– At least one of us drank too much too quickly.

– Cold weather: Chimay. Hot weather: Corona. See?

– And out of the shit.

– Or, as you and I call them, M&M’s.

– When it comes to words, I can’t always pin her down, but it’s fun to try.

– They can be found in that part of her brain where sleep is.”