– My 🍆 does.
Category: Things She Said
“Why are you so moovy?”
– Sometimes it’s hard to sit still.
“I need to jumpstart my cables.”
– Coffee usually gets her motor running.
“Zoom stole my life.”
– Too many video calls in one day can be a killer.
“Wowch!”
– Sometimes a massage can be surprisingly painful. In a good way.
“LED light bulbs? Those assholes can go to hell.”
– When you see the light, you’ll see she’s right.
“I’m disassociating from any kind of give a shitness.”
– Sometimes you just stop caring.
“I’m giving them the skunk eye.”
– Not all skunks stink when you look at them.
“Just get your shooty moon on.”
– Plan your moonshot idea or goal, and go for it.
“Listen to the Ka-ka Koo-koo’s!”
– A new bird species. Part Kookaburra, part Rosella, part Sulphur Crested Cockatoo. Zero parts Rainbow Lorikeet.
“I’ve noticed how grippy I’ve become.”
– She’s got yoga toes now, but still has to open a jar of peanut butter with her hands.