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Category: Things She Said

“This place should be hoppening all the time. “

– And if you happen to stop by it may be hopping.

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“I have to make some bum burps now.”

– These are almost as bad as mouth farts. Also, “Mouth Farts” might be a better name for this blog.

Author Posted on Categories Things She SaidTags Bum Burps, Mouth FartsLeave a comment on “I have to make some bum burps now.”

“Mental hellness.”

– America. Now.

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“There’s not enough icing on the meat.”

– Nor cake on the bone.

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“I think I have to hit a wall.”

– Hay! Watch out for that sleep!

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“Can you please help with the process of morning?”

– If I don’t assist with breakfast she gives me grief.

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“Do you want me to delete some water?”

– Things started to overflow when I added myself to the tub.

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“Dip. Dip. Not scoop.”

– When sharing dessert, one must follow the proper spoon etiquette.

 

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“I think I know how to get here from here.”

– Wherever you go, there you are.

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“I could easily hit the sleep.”

– I on the other hand could easily fall a hay.

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“Nothing is crazy to me, except stupid people.”

– In a world where anything is possible, some people choose to remain impossible, and they will drive you nuts if you let them.

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