– Frustration is a waste of time. And letters.
“I’m going to win your ass.”
– It is prize-worthy 🍑 if I may say so myself.
“I feel stober.”
– 100%
“This day has smudged by.”
– And the evening is slowly getting inky.
“I wish it would go back to being not cool to have tattoos.”
– The ratio of good to bad ink is around 1:1000 and I am 100% right about this. See for yourself.
“My liver. I ask too many favours of it.”
– How do you think your vowels feel?
“I don’t actually know how to drink beer without burping.”
– She can’t eat without farting either.
“You crumbed my pants!”
– Good bread turns her on.
“The thing is, I got dance in my pants. And I need to get it out.”
– When you gotta go you gotta go.
“I feel like we could have a pretty good party in that car.”
– Who’s-driving-not-it?!
“That’s gruse.”
– What she does to words is so gross it’s gruesome.