“Sometimes your funny goes wrong.”
– Sorta like her sentences.
“I’m not even sure you can cheese.”
– Oh I can. I just choose not to.
“It’s a fan flavourite.”
– Her word soup is very popular.
“I’ve been trying to keep my eyes open for months.”
– Zombie alert.
“Sometimes you can’t help but squint eye.”
– I can sort of see what she means.
“You gotta work on being right.”
– She’s never wrong.
“I think we should take a virginistic approach to this.”
– – She likes to look at words with fresh eyes.
“Do you think the cat can heal me by sitting next to me?”
– This is a purrfectly reasonable question.
“I feel like I’m eating a rainbow.”
– Buddha bowls are now to be referred to as rainbowls.
“I am a toddler in the drumming sphere.”
– And also the speaking sphere.
“Whenever I open the Google there’s just a hole to put something in me to look for. “
– Should I try turning her off and on again?.