“Not peacefully out!”
– Sometimes you drop the mic. Sometimes you throw it down.
“I need a little more slowness.”
– When you’re fighting a cold there’s no need for speed.
“It’s like a little Smurf apple.”
– AKA a cashew.
“You’re the sense of reason right now.”
– We should all be concerned.
“They have food techniques like Bleston Humanthal.”
– Her brain might be cooked.
“My butt loves this car.”
– Seat warmers are the bomb.
“I hate when you buy a mandarin and it’s piss weak.”
– She likes her 🍊 with 💪
“It’s too bad cheese isn’t a vegetable.”
– Everyone everywhere agrees.
“I woke up different again today.”
– Who didn’t?
“It’s a left side fuckerbug.”
– There’s a flu going around that only stuffs up your left nostril.
“The world is on a loop with different kinds of clothes.”
– What goes around may not be recognizable when it comes around.