“My nice only happens in certain spurts.”
– Thankfully, her not nice happens in less frequent spurts.
Author: Husband
“Don’t you wish slippers could come to your feet whenever you called them?”
– Yes.
“Sorry, I don’t got no more bang in my buck.”
– But this sentence is loaded with value.
“I’m done with this not dancin’ enough business.”
– I’m done with this not double negative business.
“I’m gonna give him some poops.”
– She don’t take any 💩 but she can sure serve some up.
“It’s a holy piss down.”
– The rain doth flow when God has to go.
“I think I need a cast for my tongue.”
– She had a bad bwite and ever swince thwings haven’t bween whyte.
“There’s every bugs everywhere.”
– Everia Bugensis can easily be identified by its many stingers, legs, wings, spots, stripes, teeth, eyes, and constant reproductive activities.
“I think I’m officially over everything.”
– People living with fear can make life hard for the fearless.
“I’m not ready for all the months with cold fingers.”
– A.K.A. winter, and I’m not ready for all the months with her cold brain.
“Your nose buds are gone.”
– Sometimes even I can’t make sense of her non-sense.