– Questions like this fry my brain.
Category: Things She Said
“What do you think the plant’s favourite song is?”
– Umm… Which plant?
“I want to pluck your brains.”
– Curious? Hungry? Both?
(Special guest post)
“It’s a leg in the door.”
– Why stop at just a foot?
“I want the super jivin’ dance boogie off.”
– AKA the playlist to beat all playlists.
“Do you ever feel like you’re hanging in between dimensions?”
– Yes and no.
“I bit that so it wouldn’t go up my nose.”
– Cocktail garnish: 0. Nostrils: 2.
“I want to be the flower police woman.”
– All bad arrangements are under arrest.
“I don’t generally have such fuck fuck days.”
– This means bad bad, not sexy sexy.
“Does it smell like reincarnated bacon?”
🐷 or 🏈 ?
“You’re gonna be like those old men on The Muppets in the cacklebox.”
– Apparently my eyebrows have reached puppet-like proportions and it’s no laughing matter.