I learned the hard way, giving a lift to a drunk. If I do it again, they’ll ride in the trunk.
I could have got shot by a mafia don whose fat wife I spilled a tray of drinks on.
I crashed my car, the route was unplanned, when a loose steering wheel came off in my hand.
Falling off buses and burning my face, just proved to me that Mexico was my place.
I nearly got stabbed on a Subway train, but I escaped with just emotional pain.
I got attacked while chopping trees. Not by beavers, but by hundreds of bees.
I’ve nearly died 47 times. That makes for lot of bad situations and good stories.
Strap on your helmet and buckle up for some very silly and stupid stories ahead.