SHORT STORIES – Eran Thomson

I grew up terrified of water. Not all water, tubs, showers and lawn sprinklers were never an issue. But lakes, rivers and the ocean – were…

I have lots of cop stories. Don’t judge me. I was a good kid, just mischievous – and often, unlucky…

I found a dead spider in the shower this morning

Angry Man is staying indoors today. He has days like this sometimes, when he just knows

I used a safety pin to poke holes in all his condoms

I can’t remember why he chose a turkey costume or where he got it. Or how we decided he should drive

I’ve been a fan since Cookiepuss, So please relax and don’t make a fuss

“I completely understand,” said the man, smiling and stepping towards her. Sally wondered, was her tub big enough for two?

I was absentmindedly washing the dishes when she hit me