SHORT STORIES | ERAN THOMSON is "The Joy Pusher"™ / Official Site

I grew up terrified of water. Tubs, showers and lawn sprinklers were never an issue, but lakes, rivers and the ocean were.

I have lots of cop stories. Don’t judge me. I was a good kid, just mischievous – and often, unlucky.

I can’t remember why he chose a turkey costume or where he got it. Or how we decided he should drive

I’ve been a fan since Cookiepuss, So please relax and don’t make a fuss