We regret to inform you that you cannot hire Eran Thomson to eat tacos.*

*He’ll do this for free. But you can hire him to bring you joy in other ways.

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Hire Eran to write something.

Put E.T’s word wizardry to work for you. If you need an article about (insert cool, funny, weird thing here) or an essay, screenplay, manifesto, advertising, blog post, or comedy sketch, he’s here for it.

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Hire Eran to write and/or direct something.

One of the industry’s top up-and-coming comedy directors, Eran loves to create content that’s super silly, but he can also do smart. Because mortgages don’t pay themselves. Watch his reels at writeranddirector.com.

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Hire Eran to create award-winning advertising.

Eran Thomson is an award-winning, pitch-winning, creative leader. He came up at agencies like BBH and TBWA as a copywriter and creative director before co-launching Freeform (since sold). His work is funny and smart and you can see it all at eran.co

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Hire Eran to give an engaging, probably funny, talk.

Eran is good with words on the page and on the stage. You can count on him to deliver engaging and entertaining talks of value and substance. And on a wide variety of topics from entrepreneurship and startups to all the times he’s almost died.

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Hire Eran to read something he wrote.

At any given time Eran is working on a number of book ideas. And you can “book” him to do readings of new material. Most of the time it’s fun and funny. Or you can just subscribe and read early drafts of things for yourself.

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Hire Eran to come up with more good ideas than you know what to do with.

This could be in a writer’s room situation for your hilarious sitcom. Or ways to punch up your shitty screenplay. Or, if he knows you, a memorable wedding speech. Maybe. Hit the button below and see what happens.

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