I grew up terrified of water. Tubs, showers and lawn sprinklers were never an issue, but lakes, rivers and the ocean were.
Only Child Syndrome
For most of my childhood, I was frequently told I was not normal.
Sometimes this was meant as a compliment.
It was only later in life that I realized I was a victim of Only Child Syndrome.
Only Child Syndrome (OCS) is a troubling disease that can affect young minds in many harmful ways, and while there have been reports of OCS victims whose condition yields above-average creativity, imagination, and talent, side effects like social awkwardness and loneliness may occur.
I’m cured now. And I have come to realize that it is the fact that we are all different that makes us all the same. Your story will never be my story, but we both have them. Which makes us both “normal.”
So in the interest of getting to know each other better, here are some personal stories. If you’re open to the idea, I’d love to hear yours.
And not because I’m lonely or anything.
#1 Best Cop Stories: The Rattla
I have lots of cop stories. Don’t judge me. I was a good kid, just mischievous – and often, unlucky.
University of Eurail
When I chose to attend the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill I couldn’t wait to leave.
The M-Bomb Vs. The Knife
My first-grade teacher was not impressed with my knife skills.
My Religion is Going Downhill
My first pair of skis were hand-carved from an old shipping palette by my father.
I Got Beaten by Mt Everest
I was invited by the Love, Hope, Strength Foundation to trek up Mt. Everest and raise money for cancer. It nearly killed me.
You Cannot Be Serious
I’ve been told many times in my life that I look like John McEnroe, but you cannot be serious.
Ritalin Could Have Killed My Career
I used to get sent to my room to write stories. As punishment. And I was bad a lot.
Send This Boy to Camp
Camp taught me how to make a Tepee, dance at a Pow-wow, get to second base with a girl, and keep a canoe from tipping.
Joanie Cunningham Ruined My Childhood
I used to have a girl’s name, so I changed it to Steve Austin aka The Six Million Dollar Man. Almost.
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