When I chose to attend the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill I couldn’t wait to leave.
The M-Bomb Vs. The Knife
My first-grade teacher was not impressed with my knife skills.
My Religion is Going Downhill
My first pair of skis were hand-carved from an old shipping palette by my father.
I Got Beaten by Mt Everest
I was invited by the Love, Hope, Strength Foundation to trek up Mt. Everest and raise money for cancer. It nearly killed me.
You Cannot Be Serious
I’ve been told many times in my life that I look like John McEnroe, but you cannot be serious.
Ritalin Could Have Killed My Career
I used to get sent to my room to write stories. As punishment. And I was bad a lot.
Send This Boy to Camp
Camp taught me how to make a Tepee, dance at a Pow-wow, get to second base with a girl, and keep a canoe from tipping.
Joanie Cunningham Ruined My Childhood
I used to have a girl’s name, so I changed it to Steve Austin aka The Six Million Dollar Man. Almost.