I’ve been told many times in my life that I look like John McEnroe, but you cannot be serious.
Ritalin Could Have Killed My Career
I used to get sent to my room to write stories. As punishment. And I was bad a lot.
Send This Boy to Camp
Camp taught me how to make a Tepee, dance at a Pow-wow, get to second base with a girl, and keep a canoe from tipping.
Joanie Cunningham Ruined My Childhood
I used to have a girl’s name, so I changed it to Steve Austin aka The Six Million Dollar Man. Almost.